foxycleopatra has been in rare form this morning. we’ve been laughing our hineys off. especially b/c jamiecampbellbower’s twitter status this morning said: “may the fourth be with you.” i loved that.
then, foxy has this book she bought at urban outfitters the other day called “creative cursing.” it’s split in half, and you just randomly flip each half to a word, and there you have it. new “curse word.” my favorites from this morning: “tit lips,” “diaper sniffer,” and “butt gobbler.”
and now a random sampling of my sister’s smartass mouth:
“this is a cool person. they have cool shit.”
“poetry gift basket? our dad’s not gay.” (said while googling birthday presents for dad)
“vintage stand-up care bears cake pan!”
“that’s what i think of your hugs. i’m putting it on a trash can.”
*gasps and says reverently*: “return of the jedi scissors. from 1983.”
and a conversation to show you what it’s like to be a fly on the wall of my house….
foxy: you have a piece of sparkle on your face.
goddess: hmm, i saw that in the mirror. i thought i got rid of it.
foxy, about five minutes later: you still have the sparkle on your face.
goddess: i don’t know where it came from. i got a bunch of cotton balls out of my travel bag from disney world, so maybe it’s pixie dust. *flaps arms like wings*
foxy, about ten minutes later: the sparkle is still there!
goddess: *rubs face and screams* AUUUUUGGGHHHHH!!! (much like the kid in “david after the dentist”. if you haven’t seen this hilarious youtube video, go here and watch it NOW.)
foxy: IT’S STILL THERE! *then laughs maniacally.*
goddess: siiiigh. well, it’s much better than having a booger on my face.
foxy: *gasps* OH MY GOD! the other day, i had queso on my face, and mom was like “you have a booger on your face”, and then i wiped it off and i was like, “um, that’s queso. i’m not a whore.”
foxycleopatra says “i’m not a whore” in response to everything. another example:
goddess: do you have the keys?
foxy: yes, i’m not a whore.
that actually happened. on the way home from disney world a couple of weeks ago. okay, so now we are getting down to business and actually venturing out of the house to see if we can find anything for dad & nana for their birthdays tomorrow (yes, my nana had my dad on her birthday). hope some of this made you giggle, at least. i know laughing started our day off the right way. 🙂
ETA: upon reading this blog, foxy said, “ZOMG! i forgot how funny i am!” and then, “*siiigh* i really am FunnyGirl.”